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Hello, my name is Shane Williams and I do stuff. The things you will find here are my passions. I love to design, write, create, explore, and have fun! Take a look around... you never know what you'll find in Shane's Brain!
Funny Anti Trump Shirt - ramalambadingdong T-Shirt
Everyone loves this funny anti-Trump shirt. Well ok, not everyone. You’ll get big laughs as you wear this to political rallies and other events. Makes a great gift for all your anti-Trump family and friends!
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Dong)
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Ding Dong)
Ram a Lamb a Ram a Lamb a Lamb a Ding Dong
Ram a Lamb a Ram a Lamb a Lamb a Ding
Oh, oh, oh
I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
It's everything to me
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I’ll never set it free
'Cause It's mine, oh mine
Oh, oh, oh
I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
It's fine to me
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
You won't believe
That it's mine, oh mine
I love it, love it, love it so
And I never, never let it go
One thing is certain
It's mine, oh mine (it's mine, it's mine)
All of the time
I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
It's everything to me
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I’ll never set it free
'Cause it's mine, oh mine
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Dong)
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Ding Dong)
Oh, I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I’ll never let it go
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I don't love another so
And it's mine, oh mine
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Dong)
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Ding Dong)
Ram a Lamb a Ram a Lamb a Lamb a Ding Dong
Ram a Lamb a Ram a Lamb a Lamb a Ding
Oh, oh, oh
I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
It's everything to me
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I’ll never set it free
'Cause It's mine, oh mine
Oh, oh, oh
I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
It's fine to me
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
You won't believe
That it's mine, oh mine
I love it, love it, love it so
And I never, never let it go
One thing is certain
It's mine, oh mine (it's mine, it's mine)
All of the time
I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
It's everything to me
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I’ll never set it free
'Cause it's mine, oh mine
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Dong)
Ram a Lamb a (Ding Ding Dong)
Oh, I've got a shirt named
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I’ll never let it go
Ram a Lamb a, Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong
I don't love another so
And it's mine, oh mine
Ram a Lamb a Dingdong Funny Anti Trump - ramalambadingdong T-Shirt
Once In A Blue Moon Funny Witty T-Shirt
The moon is beautiful.
It’s big.
Really big.
It’s round.
1,079.4 miles around, to be exact.
It’s bright.
We actually aren’t certain how bright.
It has craters.
It moves around the Earth.
If it fell on you, you would die.
These are all true facts about the moon. They are concrete facts that will probably never change in our lifetimes.
But it isn’t blue. That’s pretty obvious.
So what does “Once in a blue moon” even mean? It’s supposed to mean rarely, but if moons never turn blue, shouldn’t it mean never?
Actually, it did happen twice, once in 1883, and another in 1950. Apparently smoke in the area clouded the skies so thickly that the moon appeared blue for several days.
Ok, so we’ve been humiliated by Google again.
But that still means that when someone says something happens “once in a blue moon” they are referring to an event that happened in 1883 or 1950, right? Well, that shortens the list.
In commemoration of this shirt, let’s look at some things that happen once in a blue moon:
The founding of Life Magazine
The publishing of The Adventures of Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi
The Battle of Gia Cuc
Liquified oxygen
The world’s first rodeo
Cinderella
The eruption of Mauna Loa
Brazil lost the World Cup (Dang, that one is rare)
Well, you get the idea.
For other occasions that don’t normally occur in a blue moon, you can wear this shirt! It’s such a beautiful design that is subtly hilarious. It makes a perfect gift for friends, family, moon lovers... or anyone born in 1883 or 1950, for that matter! They were born once in a blue moon, after all!
It’s big.
Really big.
It’s round.
1,079.4 miles around, to be exact.
It’s bright.
We actually aren’t certain how bright.
It has craters.
It moves around the Earth.
If it fell on you, you would die.
These are all true facts about the moon. They are concrete facts that will probably never change in our lifetimes.
But it isn’t blue. That’s pretty obvious.
So what does “Once in a blue moon” even mean? It’s supposed to mean rarely, but if moons never turn blue, shouldn’t it mean never?
Actually, it did happen twice, once in 1883, and another in 1950. Apparently smoke in the area clouded the skies so thickly that the moon appeared blue for several days.
Ok, so we’ve been humiliated by Google again.
But that still means that when someone says something happens “once in a blue moon” they are referring to an event that happened in 1883 or 1950, right? Well, that shortens the list.
In commemoration of this shirt, let’s look at some things that happen once in a blue moon:
The founding of Life Magazine
The publishing of The Adventures of Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi
The Battle of Gia Cuc
Liquified oxygen
The world’s first rodeo
Cinderella
The eruption of Mauna Loa
Brazil lost the World Cup (Dang, that one is rare)
Well, you get the idea.
For other occasions that don’t normally occur in a blue moon, you can wear this shirt! It’s such a beautiful design that is subtly hilarious. It makes a perfect gift for friends, family, moon lovers... or anyone born in 1883 or 1950, for that matter! They were born once in a blue moon, after all!
She Liked Pina Coladas Funny Wicked Witch T-Shirt
Have you ever noticed that the wicked witch was not the brightest bulb in the package? She knows that water will make her melt and yet there are big buckets of it just sitting around her castle and she keeps lighting the scarecrow on fire. Sorry lady, but that was an accident just waiting to happen.
And then after she melts, her henchman and everybody start praising Dorothy? “Hail Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!” They all take what just happened at face value. You'd think that at least one or two of them would be like, “Wait a minute.... water? This whole time? Hmmm, no wonder she didn’t come to my swim party.”
Then there’s the Munchkins... I bet they were pretty annoyed when they found out! Hey Charlie, you know that witch that’s been harassing us for 30 years? Turns out she’s H20 intolerant. Yeah, we could have just sprayed her with the hose!
It’s really pretty pathetic when you think about it, when you stack it up against other monsters and villains. How do you kill a vampire? Wooden stake through the heart! Werewolf? Silver bullet through the heart! A dragon? Enchanted sword through the heart! Wicked witch? Squirt gun.
With a nemesis like water, how in the world did she live so long in the first place? You’re telling us, she never got caught in the rain. I mean, she drives a broom, it’s not like she can just roll up the window.
You know what else it means.... she’s never taken a shower. Yeah..... well, no wonders she’s so grumpy.... and green..... and single.
Speaking of that, I would love to watch the wicked witch looking at personal ads in the newspaper. She’d be like, ok, let’s see.... this one looks pretty good..... “do you like piña coladas?” Oh yes, I love piña coladas, this could be the one..... let’s see what else.... “and getting caught in the rain” - oh crap. Poor wicked witch.
And then after she melts, her henchman and everybody start praising Dorothy? “Hail Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!” They all take what just happened at face value. You'd think that at least one or two of them would be like, “Wait a minute.... water? This whole time? Hmmm, no wonder she didn’t come to my swim party.”
Then there’s the Munchkins... I bet they were pretty annoyed when they found out! Hey Charlie, you know that witch that’s been harassing us for 30 years? Turns out she’s H20 intolerant. Yeah, we could have just sprayed her with the hose!
It’s really pretty pathetic when you think about it, when you stack it up against other monsters and villains. How do you kill a vampire? Wooden stake through the heart! Werewolf? Silver bullet through the heart! A dragon? Enchanted sword through the heart! Wicked witch? Squirt gun.
With a nemesis like water, how in the world did she live so long in the first place? You’re telling us, she never got caught in the rain. I mean, she drives a broom, it’s not like she can just roll up the window.
You know what else it means.... she’s never taken a shower. Yeah..... well, no wonders she’s so grumpy.... and green..... and single.
Speaking of that, I would love to watch the wicked witch looking at personal ads in the newspaper. She’d be like, ok, let’s see.... this one looks pretty good..... “do you like piña coladas?” Oh yes, I love piña coladas, this could be the one..... let’s see what else.... “and getting caught in the rain” - oh crap. Poor wicked witch.
Get off my Lawn! Funny Old Yeller T-Shirt
Old people have been around since people got old. We imagine that was a while ago. Ever since then, old people have been amazing the world with bad memory, dentures, and hip replacements. Kind seniors love to do good deeds, bake cookies, knit sweaters, sip tea, tell stories, and other stereotypes. There are plenty of good, kind senior citizens.
But not all of them are.
Some of them seem to be on one sole mission: to be grumpy.
But we think being old would be awesome! You get to stop working, stop walking and stop caring. That sounds amazing! Sometimes we hear old people complaining about hip problems or knee problems or hip problems again. If they really thought about it, they’d see that there are so many positives to being old:
• Senior discounts!
• Everyone accepts that you’re going to forget their birthday.
• Early Bedtimes!
• Wrinkles! Not sure why, We just think they’re cool.
• People are constantly inventing new things specifically to make your life easier!
This funny t-shirt is a clever mix between the classic grumpy senior and the classic dead dog, finally giving the name Old Yeller a more fitting owner. And don’t worry about the dog getting upset that his name’s been stolen. After all, he’s dead. (Spoilert alert!)
But not all of them are.
Some of them seem to be on one sole mission: to be grumpy.
But we think being old would be awesome! You get to stop working, stop walking and stop caring. That sounds amazing! Sometimes we hear old people complaining about hip problems or knee problems or hip problems again. If they really thought about it, they’d see that there are so many positives to being old:
• Senior discounts!
• Everyone accepts that you’re going to forget their birthday.
• Early Bedtimes!
• Wrinkles! Not sure why, We just think they’re cool.
• People are constantly inventing new things specifically to make your life easier!
This funny t-shirt is a clever mix between the classic grumpy senior and the classic dead dog, finally giving the name Old Yeller a more fitting owner. And don’t worry about the dog getting upset that his name’s been stolen. After all, he’s dead. (Spoilert alert!)
Old Yeller Cartoon Funny T-Shirt
Old people have been around since people got old. We imagine that was a while ago. Ever since then, old people have been amazing the world with bad memory, dentures, and hip replacements. Kind seniors love to do good deeds, bake cookies, knit sweaters, sip tea, tell stories, and other stereotypes. There are plenty of good, kind senior citizens.
But not all of them are.
Some of them seem to be on one sole mission: to be grumpy.
But we think being old would be awesome! You get to stop working, stop walking and stop caring. That sounds amazing! Sometimes we hear old people complaining about hip problems or knee problems or hip problems again. If they really thought about it, they’d see that there are so many positives to being old:
• Senior discounts!
• Everyone accepts that you’re going to forget their birthday.
• Early Bedtimes!
• Wrinkles! Not sure why, We just think they’re cool.
• People are constantly inventing new things specifically to make your life easier!
This funny t-shirt is a clever mix between the classic grumpy senior and the classic dead dog, finally giving the name Old Yeller a more fitting owner. And don’t worry about the dog getting upset that his name’s been stolen. After all, he’s dead. (Spoilert alert!)
But not all of them are.
Some of them seem to be on one sole mission: to be grumpy.
But we think being old would be awesome! You get to stop working, stop walking and stop caring. That sounds amazing! Sometimes we hear old people complaining about hip problems or knee problems or hip problems again. If they really thought about it, they’d see that there are so many positives to being old:
• Senior discounts!
• Everyone accepts that you’re going to forget their birthday.
• Early Bedtimes!
• Wrinkles! Not sure why, We just think they’re cool.
• People are constantly inventing new things specifically to make your life easier!
This funny t-shirt is a clever mix between the classic grumpy senior and the classic dead dog, finally giving the name Old Yeller a more fitting owner. And don’t worry about the dog getting upset that his name’s been stolen. After all, he’s dead. (Spoilert alert!)
Tired of Laundry. Funny Logo Parody T-Shirt
Are you tired of laundry? Who isn’t? This funny t-shirt will get awesome reactions everywhere you go. Makes a great gift for Mother’s Day, Christmas, birthday or anytime!
Here is a list of things you should do instead of laundry:
• Go to Chick Fil A in a chicken costume and get mad at people for eating your friend Bob.
• Watch your favorite TV show from when you were a kid.
• Burst out laughing.
• Wrap yourself in bubble-wrap and roll down a grassy hill.
• Put a line of potatoes on the road and watch cars drive over them.
• Paint rocks and put them in random places.
• Give yourself a pat on the back. You achieved something today, it just wasn’t the laundry.
• Tie a peanut to a string and go squirrel fishing.
• Act like you can't speak English for a whole day.
• Build a fort in your closet.
• See what weird noises you can make.
• Eat chocolate.
• Put a magnet in your pants (or shirt) and see if you can stick to the fridge.
• Go to a hamburger place and order a pizza.
• Put on socks and run and slide on your hard wood floors.
• Draw something on the nearest person.
• Cut open glow sticks and dump them into bubble solution to make glow in the dark bubbles.
• Narrate everything your friend does.
• Act like a dog and see if your dog notices.
• Wave to various old people like you know them.
• Put money under your pillow every night. Then it will feel like the tooth fairy visits every night.
• Think about tacos.
• Go and eat samples in the supermarket.
• Go to a store and complain about the really high prices.
• Wack yourself with a pillow.
• Ride in a shopping cart at a store.
Here is a list of things you should do instead of laundry:
• Go to Chick Fil A in a chicken costume and get mad at people for eating your friend Bob.
• Watch your favorite TV show from when you were a kid.
• Burst out laughing.
• Wrap yourself in bubble-wrap and roll down a grassy hill.
• Put a line of potatoes on the road and watch cars drive over them.
• Paint rocks and put them in random places.
• Give yourself a pat on the back. You achieved something today, it just wasn’t the laundry.
• Tie a peanut to a string and go squirrel fishing.
• Act like you can't speak English for a whole day.
• Build a fort in your closet.
• See what weird noises you can make.
• Eat chocolate.
• Put a magnet in your pants (or shirt) and see if you can stick to the fridge.
• Go to a hamburger place and order a pizza.
• Put on socks and run and slide on your hard wood floors.
• Draw something on the nearest person.
• Cut open glow sticks and dump them into bubble solution to make glow in the dark bubbles.
• Narrate everything your friend does.
• Act like a dog and see if your dog notices.
• Wave to various old people like you know them.
• Put money under your pillow every night. Then it will feel like the tooth fairy visits every night.
• Think about tacos.
• Go and eat samples in the supermarket.
• Go to a store and complain about the really high prices.
• Wack yourself with a pillow.
• Ride in a shopping cart at a store.
Haunted Floating Shopping List / Ghost Funny T-Shirt
“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
For those of you who have also watched Spongebob Squarepants so many times that you know more Patrick quotes than loved ones’ birthdays, this shirt is instantly recognizable and lovable. For those of you who have no idea what you are currently looking at… will we get in trouble for calling you “uncultured”? That’s the word we’re leaning towards.
This episode is a genuine classic. We all know the scene: Mr. Krabs had sold Spongebob an old soda drinking hat, and soon after realized that it was worth a fortune. After several failed attempts to get the hat back, Mr. Krabs decides to scare him into giving the hat back. A piece of paper is fastened to a fishing pole. Thus leading us to:
“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
(This also shows how extremely gullible Spongebob is)
Then a bunch of weird things happen, and pretty soon Mr. Krabs is searching for Smitty Werbanjagermanjensen and defiling graves for money. Then he kills a bunch of skeletons (figure that one out) and pretty much ruins the cemetery.
And if none of that made sense in the least… we’re still gravitating toward the word “uncultured”. But people can always change - and we sure hope you do.
Either way, this shirt is the absolute perfect gift for Spongebob fans! Imagine them opening the gift, their eyes, getting wide in surprise and glee, shrieking for joy and yelling:
“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
This is your shirt, Mr. Krabs. You are number one!
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
For those of you who have also watched Spongebob Squarepants so many times that you know more Patrick quotes than loved ones’ birthdays, this shirt is instantly recognizable and lovable. For those of you who have no idea what you are currently looking at… will we get in trouble for calling you “uncultured”? That’s the word we’re leaning towards.
This episode is a genuine classic. We all know the scene: Mr. Krabs had sold Spongebob an old soda drinking hat, and soon after realized that it was worth a fortune. After several failed attempts to get the hat back, Mr. Krabs decides to scare him into giving the hat back. A piece of paper is fastened to a fishing pole. Thus leading us to:
“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
(This also shows how extremely gullible Spongebob is)
Then a bunch of weird things happen, and pretty soon Mr. Krabs is searching for Smitty Werbanjagermanjensen and defiling graves for money. Then he kills a bunch of skeletons (figure that one out) and pretty much ruins the cemetery.
And if none of that made sense in the least… we’re still gravitating toward the word “uncultured”. But people can always change - and we sure hope you do.
Either way, this shirt is the absolute perfect gift for Spongebob fans! Imagine them opening the gift, their eyes, getting wide in surprise and glee, shrieking for joy and yelling:
“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
This is your shirt, Mr. Krabs. You are number one!
Packed With Jesus, Scriptures Really Satisfies! Funny Christian T-Shirt
Get big laughs with this funny bible shirt for Christians! Packed with Jesus, SCRIPTURES really satisfies! Makes a great gift! Wear this at your next church function and entertain the masses!
Here are a few ways scriptures are like candy bars:
• You can usually find them at hotels
• Harder outer shell with soft center
• Both are popular at Christmastime
• Your dentist would not be happy if you ate either one.
• There are a lot of different versions of each.
• Open and enjoy!
Here are a few ways scriptures are different from candy bars:
• Taste
• A lot of candy bars have nuts. A lot of nuts have scriptures. :)
• When you go trick or treating, you don’t come home with a bag full of bibles.
Here are a few reasons why scriptures are better than candy bars:
• No cavities
• Scriptures are better for you.
• Feasting on the word of God does not make you fat.
Here are a few ways scriptures are like candy bars:
• You can usually find them at hotels
• Harder outer shell with soft center
• Both are popular at Christmastime
• Your dentist would not be happy if you ate either one.
• There are a lot of different versions of each.
• Open and enjoy!
Here are a few ways scriptures are different from candy bars:
• Taste
• A lot of candy bars have nuts. A lot of nuts have scriptures. :)
• When you go trick or treating, you don’t come home with a bag full of bibles.
Here are a few reasons why scriptures are better than candy bars:
• No cavities
• Scriptures are better for you.
• Feasting on the word of God does not make you fat.
Thunder Thighs Funny Parody T-Shirt
It’s true, the term Thunder Thighs can have some negative connotations but not around here! Celebrate your awesome thunder thighs with this funny shirt. This is the perfect shirt to wear while working out, playing sports, and otherwise showing off your powerful thighs.
Thunder: the sound that follows a flash of lightning and is caused by sudden expansion of the air in the path of the electrical discharge.
Thighs: the proximal segment of the vertebrate hind or lower limb extending from the hip to the knee.
Thunder Thighs: the proximal sound that follows a segment of lightning limbs and is caused by sudden vertebrate of the hind air in the path of the electrical hip discharge of the knee.
If that last one didn’t make sense to you it’s because you’ve probably never experienced actual thunder that has actual thighs. I wish I could say the same…
Late one night, I was walking home from a comedy show when I happened upon a freak storm. A freak storm with legs. As the thunder began to roll I caught a brief glimpse of it’s thunder thighs, followed by a thunder shin coming my direction. I scarcely had time to react before a thunder foot kicked me so hard I flew violently through the air. I was hurled across the street into a city park and crash landed with force. Thrashing and rolling for quite some time, I eventually skidded to a stop. I slowly sat up and examined my surroundings. I found myself on the soccer field. In the goal.
Thunder – 1. Me – 0.
Thunder: the sound that follows a flash of lightning and is caused by sudden expansion of the air in the path of the electrical discharge.
Thighs: the proximal segment of the vertebrate hind or lower limb extending from the hip to the knee.
Thunder Thighs: the proximal sound that follows a segment of lightning limbs and is caused by sudden vertebrate of the hind air in the path of the electrical hip discharge of the knee.
If that last one didn’t make sense to you it’s because you’ve probably never experienced actual thunder that has actual thighs. I wish I could say the same…
Late one night, I was walking home from a comedy show when I happened upon a freak storm. A freak storm with legs. As the thunder began to roll I caught a brief glimpse of it’s thunder thighs, followed by a thunder shin coming my direction. I scarcely had time to react before a thunder foot kicked me so hard I flew violently through the air. I was hurled across the street into a city park and crash landed with force. Thrashing and rolling for quite some time, I eventually skidded to a stop. I slowly sat up and examined my surroundings. I found myself on the soccer field. In the goal.
Thunder – 1. Me – 0.
Bob For Apples Funny T-Shirt
It seems like everyone is passionate about a cause these days. People rally in crowds to promote better life, happiness, and peace. Wherever you go, there is a cause worth fighting for. Do you want to stand for something? Do you want to make a difference and inspire millions around you? There are tons of amazing and motivating causes to support!
This just isn’t one of them.
Bobbing for apples is a popular carnival game. Why? Well, we don’t really know. If you really look at it, it’s kind of a dumb idea. Finally, a game that combines our two least favorite things: fruit and drowning!
Who came up with this idea? We imagine the conversation went something like this:
“Hey, Larry, we just got a letter from the FDA….”
“Ah, what do they want?”
“They say they’re gonna shut down the carnival cause we don’t have any healthy food!”
“But nobody wants to eat healthy food at a carnival! We’d go broke!”
“Wait… what if we made it a challenge?”
“You mean like… drown them until they eat an apple?”
“I was thinking of making them sword fight with asparagus, but I like that idea better.”
Either way, bobbing for apples now exists. And this shirt is a great spin on that terrible idea! This Bob For Apples shirt is a good way to make fun of carnivals and non-profit organizations at the same time! Meet Bob, a squiggly stick figure with a mission: support apples! Why is this worth his time? What is he promoting? Nobody knows and nobody cares. He’s a pun so we like him!
This funny shirt makes a great gift for friends, family, carnivals goers, carnies, clowns, jugglers, sword swallowers, trapeze people, ring masters, lion tamers, and other weirdos, as well as protestors, and anyone who’s job title is “volunteer”.
This just isn’t one of them.
Bobbing for apples is a popular carnival game. Why? Well, we don’t really know. If you really look at it, it’s kind of a dumb idea. Finally, a game that combines our two least favorite things: fruit and drowning!
Who came up with this idea? We imagine the conversation went something like this:
“Hey, Larry, we just got a letter from the FDA….”
“Ah, what do they want?”
“They say they’re gonna shut down the carnival cause we don’t have any healthy food!”
“But nobody wants to eat healthy food at a carnival! We’d go broke!”
“Wait… what if we made it a challenge?”
“You mean like… drown them until they eat an apple?”
“I was thinking of making them sword fight with asparagus, but I like that idea better.”
Either way, bobbing for apples now exists. And this shirt is a great spin on that terrible idea! This Bob For Apples shirt is a good way to make fun of carnivals and non-profit organizations at the same time! Meet Bob, a squiggly stick figure with a mission: support apples! Why is this worth his time? What is he promoting? Nobody knows and nobody cares. He’s a pun so we like him!
This funny shirt makes a great gift for friends, family, carnivals goers, carnies, clowns, jugglers, sword swallowers, trapeze people, ring masters, lion tamers, and other weirdos, as well as protestors, and anyone who’s job title is “volunteer”.
Paradise City Funny Song Lyric T-Shirt
“Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.” Yeah but what would the welcome sign for Paradise City look like? This funny welcome street sign t-shirt plays on the Paradise City song lyrics by Guns N’ Roses.
When driving up to a small town, the first thing visitors notice is the welcome sign—every great town has one. Sometimes they're simple and heartwarming, other times they're pretty straightforward, but sometimes they are clever and funny. Here are a few of our favorite sayings on real life welcome signs across America:
• Gettysburg, South Dakota – “Where the battle wasn’t”
• Gravity, Iowa – “We’re down to earth! If Gravity goes, we all go!”
• Earth, Texas – “Welcome to Earth. Est. 1924”
• Saint Louis, Oklahoma – “Home of 179 friendly people, 1 pyromaniac, and 1 busy body”
• Hondo, Texas – “This is God’s country. Please don’t drive through it like hell”
• Cherryfield, Maine – “Blueberry capital of the world”
• Weed, California – “Weed like to welcome you”
• Hyder, Alaska – “The friendliest ghost town in Alaska”
When driving up to a small town, the first thing visitors notice is the welcome sign—every great town has one. Sometimes they're simple and heartwarming, other times they're pretty straightforward, but sometimes they are clever and funny. Here are a few of our favorite sayings on real life welcome signs across America:
• Gettysburg, South Dakota – “Where the battle wasn’t”
• Gravity, Iowa – “We’re down to earth! If Gravity goes, we all go!”
• Earth, Texas – “Welcome to Earth. Est. 1924”
• Saint Louis, Oklahoma – “Home of 179 friendly people, 1 pyromaniac, and 1 busy body”
• Hondo, Texas – “This is God’s country. Please don’t drive through it like hell”
• Cherryfield, Maine – “Blueberry capital of the world”
• Weed, California – “Weed like to welcome you”
• Hyder, Alaska – “The friendliest ghost town in Alaska”
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