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  • Writer's pictureShane

Store Bought Emotions

You drove your car in

Found a place to park it

Looking for a bargain

At the local market

You just ran out of eggnog

You needed some more lotions

Perhaps a little dog food

And of course, some new emotions


It's very clear to me that you have store bought emotions

Emotions that are clearly store bought

Judging by the state of your store bought emotions

They didn't cost a lot


I hope you got a warranty

Some kind of lifetime guarantee

Cause sometimes things don't work the way we planned

I hope you got a warranty

Some kind of lifetime guarantee

I hope you didn't buy just any brand


Strolling down the isle

Looking at every style

Making sure that nothing had been missed

I don't understand

This wasn't even planned

Emotions were not even on your list


It's very clear to me that you have store bought emotions

Emotions that are clearly store bought

Judging by the state of your store bought emotions

They didn't cost a lot

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