Slimy noodles, mushy peas,
Rock-hard pizza, stinky cheese,
Rubber meat loaf, nasty corn!
Makes me wish I wasn’t born!
Oozing chicken, goopy pie.
If I eat this, I might die!
Green bologna? What’s that smell?
What’s this blue stuff? I can’t tell!
Casserole that’s two weeks old?
Scrape it out and check for mold!
Brown potatoes, dried out chili.
“It’s not rotten, don’t be silly!”
Gross out gravy, mystery meat.
“Dinner time! It’s time to eat!”
Shucks, I’ve lost my appetite,
I do not like “leftovers” night!
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