Our hen is crazy as can be, She built her nest up in a tree. I know it seems a bit absurd (She wants to be a normal bird) She lays her...

The greatest poems are short and sweet. My favorite poems are brief. A poem shouldn’t be too long, And that’s my firm belief. A poem...

My turtle ran a marathon. My turtle won first place. He started running last year… but just won this year’s race.

I like to go out hunting With my dad and Uncle Bruce. We seek the grandest trophy - the elusive Chocolate Moose! We’ll hike the steepest...

At this point when you're done. And this will probably make more sense Is really lots of fun, You'll see that reading upwards That...

Does the artificial crab come from a wave pool’s surf? Do instant mashed potatoes grow in artificial turf? Did those artificial trees...

I’m startled awake! My alarm starts to beep! It’s morning already? I need some more sleep! I smack my alarm clock, Roll over and groan,...

I'm a brave little monster But one thing I dread— At night, there's a kid Up on top of my bed. Mom says kids aren't real, That it's all...

We got a brand new smart car, and a nice, new smart TV. We got a brand new smart phone. The upgrade was for FREE! My father got a smart...

My name is Daring Dewey; I’m the bravest kid at school. Recess is my kingdom, And the playground’s where I rule. I do the dares that no...

My mouth is kind of messy, But my belly's feelin' great. I’m happily digesting All the cookies I just ate. Actually, I'd like some more,...

I climbed into bed I counted some sheep I snuggled my pillow and then fell asleep I slept near the edge tremendous mistake I went to roll...

Slimy noodles, mushy peas, Rock-hard pizza, stinky cheese, Rubber meat loaf, nasty corn! Makes me wish I wasn’t born! Oozing chicken,...

I was walking down the street When trouble started forming. It frankly caught me off my guard; It happened without warning. Somebody’s...

I wonder why I’m writing this. I must’ve flipped my lid! I wonder if I’ll write some more… Well, look at that! I did! I wonder… what will...

The apple wasn’t friendly. He was rotten to the core. He grabbed the sweet potato, And he mashed him on the floor. The lemon saw it...

We went down to the zoo today; It started out just fine. We went into the hippo house, But didn't read the sign. You should have seen my...

I got a bee in Science, and it stung me on the nose! I should have studied longer and tried harder, I suppose. At least I made out better...

While I was on a field trip At the candy factory, I fell into the mixer And the mixer mixed up me! My mouth is on my elbow now. My eyes...

Miss Brandy Pitt has found A bar of magic soap today! And anything she scrubs with it Just vanishes away. She washed away her homework,...