Shane
Up a Tree
Our hen is crazy as can be, She built her nest up in a tree. I know it seems a bit absurd (She wants to be a normal bird) She lays her...
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I do stuff. So there.
Hello, my name is Shane Williams and I do stuff. The things you will find here are my passions. I love to design, write, create, explore, and have fun! Take a look around... you never know what you'll find in Shane's Brain!
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Shane
- Nov 30, 2023
- 1 min
The Long and Short of it
The greatest poems are short and sweet. My favorite poems are brief. A poem shouldn’t be too long, And that’s my firm belief. A poem...
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Shane
- Nov 20, 2023
- 1 min
Slow and Steady
My turtle ran a marathon. My turtle won first place. He started running last year… but just won this year’s race.
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Shane
- Nov 14, 2023
- 1 min
Desserted
I like to go out hunting With my dad and Uncle Bruce. We seek the grandest trophy - the elusive Chocolate Moose! We’ll hike the steepest...
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Shane
- Nov 8, 2023
- 1 min
Work With Me On This One
At this point when you're done. And this will probably make more sense Is really lots of fun, You'll see that reading upwards That...
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Shane
- Nov 3, 2023
- 1 min
Get Real
Does the artificial crab come from a wave pool’s surf? Do instant mashed potatoes grow in artificial turf? Did those artificial trees...
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Shane
- Oct 31, 2023
- 1 min
The Morning Rebellion
I’m startled awake! My alarm starts to beep! It’s morning already? I need some more sleep! I smack my alarm clock, Roll over and groan,...
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Shane
- Oct 26, 2023
- 1 min
Brave Little Monster
I'm a brave little monster But one thing I dread— At night, there's a kid Up on top of my bed. Mom says kids aren't real, That it's all...
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Shane
- Oct 23, 2023
- 1 min
Upgrade
We got a brand new smart car, and a nice, new smart TV. We got a brand new smart phone. The upgrade was for FREE! My father got a smart...
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Shane
- Oct 18, 2023
- 1 min
Daring Dewey
My name is Daring Dewey; I’m the bravest kid at school. Recess is my kingdom, And the playground’s where I rule. I do the dares that no...
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Shane
- Oct 14, 2023
- 1 min
Yummy!
My mouth is kind of messy, But my belly's feelin' great. I’m happily digesting All the cookies I just ate. Actually, I'd like some more,...
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Shane
- Oct 11, 2023
- 1 min
Don't Fall For It!
I climbed into bed I counted some sheep I snuggled my pillow and then fell asleep I slept near the edge tremendous mistake I went to roll...
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Shane
- Oct 6, 2023
- 1 min
Yuck!
Slimy noodles, mushy peas, Rock-hard pizza, stinky cheese, Rubber meat loaf, nasty corn! Makes me wish I wasn’t born! Oozing chicken,...
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Shane
- Oct 3, 2023
- 1 min
Bad idea
I was walking down the street When trouble started forming. It frankly caught me off my guard; It happened without warning. Somebody’s...
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Shane
- Sep 29, 2023
- 1 min
Wonder Full
I wonder why I’m writing this. I must’ve flipped my lid! I wonder if I’ll write some more… Well, look at that! I did! I wonder… what will...
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Shane
- Sep 25, 2023
- 1 min
Counter Attack!
The apple wasn’t friendly. He was rotten to the core. He grabbed the sweet potato, And he mashed him on the floor. The lemon saw it...
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Shane
- Sep 22, 2023
- 1 min
Zoologeewhiz!
We went down to the zoo today; It started out just fine. We went into the hippo house, But didn't read the sign. You should have seen my...
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Shane
- Sep 19, 2023
- 1 min
Bad Grades
I got a bee in Science, and it stung me on the nose! I should have studied longer and tried harder, I suppose. At least I made out better...
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Shane
- Sep 15, 2023
- 1 min
All Mixed Up
While I was on a field trip At the candy factory, I fell into the mixer And the mixer mixed up me! My mouth is on my elbow now. My eyes...
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Shane
- Sep 13, 2023
- 1 min
That's the Pitts
Miss Brandy Pitt has found A bar of magic soap today! And anything she scrubs with it Just vanishes away. She washed away her homework,...
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