Shane
Large Marge
Marge the sea cow – Zero vanity! She ate so much – Pure insanity! Got so damn fat! (excuse profanity) She makes us exclaim “Oh, the huge...
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I do stuff. So there.
Hello, my name is Shane Williams and I do stuff. The things you will find here are my passions. I love to design, write, create, explore, and have fun! Take a look around... you never know what you'll find in Shane's Brain!
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Shane
- Nov 29, 2023
- 1 min
Rise and Shine!
Last night our toilet died - bum luck We couldn't get the thing unstuck Dad called our plumber, Don McFred "Oh please come help us" Papa...
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Shane
- Nov 22, 2023
- 1 min
Going Around in Circles
Something strange is happening. I’ve noticed something odd. Construction crews descending on streets that don’t seem flawed. I wonder,...
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Shane
- Nov 16, 2023
- 1 min
Sitting Pretty
I’ve got my cape, I’ve got my whip I’m not scared in the least! I’ll teach it not to buck or bite I’ll tame this wild beast! And when I’m...
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Shane
- Nov 10, 2023
- 1 min
Gas Station Lane
Today was great! I can't complain... We drove on down Gas Station Lane Tons of pumps And drums and cans The perfect drive For station...
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Shane
- Nov 7, 2023
- 1 min
Superglue
Superglue makers must make tons of money, They probably laugh and think it's funny It works just fine the first time but Then the...
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Shane
- Nov 2, 2023
- 1 min
Every Wednesday Night
As I urge my hefty frame up and down the court, I reflect on days long passed… …days when I would effortlessly glide around the hardwood....
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Shane
- Oct 30, 2023
- 1 min
The Bouncer
The teacher at the chalk board. Each students in their spot. Some of them are learning. Most of them are not. The teacher is determined...
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Shane
- Oct 25, 2023
- 3 min
Dirk
Once upon a time a chicken named Dirk Thought that it we quite absurd That for some odd reason his wings wouldn’t work After all he was a...
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Shane
- Oct 24, 2023
- 1 min
Store Bought Emotions
You drove your car in Found a place to park it Looking for a bargain At the local market You just ran out of eggnog You needed some more...
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Shane
- Oct 20, 2023
- 1 min
Things I wrote in Junior High
A man took a woman and threw her She landed right in some manure She let out a big yell Didn't smell very well Then people were ashamed...
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Shane
- Oct 17, 2023
- 1 min
Through the Eyes of a Racquetball
You enter through the doorway. I start to feel the pain. You pound me into heartless walls for cold and thoughtless gain. You cry out in...
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Shane
- Oct 13, 2023
- 2 min
The Difference Between Moms and Dads
Disclaimer: If this offends you, lighten up! I am well aware this is not accurate in all cases. Heck, that's not even the point of this...
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Shane
- Oct 10, 2023
- 2 min
Underage (The Story of the BBs)
The glass bottle sits. Unharmed. The gunfire quiets. They are out of BB's. Two teenage boys that are not quite ready to find a new hobby....
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Shane
- Oct 5, 2023
- 1 min
Dead End
I go walking every day And as I walk I usually stay Right along the main highway But today I went a different way And why I did I cannot...
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Shane
- Oct 2, 2023
- 1 min
What the rubber chicken means to me
The rubber chicken.... When you think about it, it really is quite a remarkable invention. I mean, who the hell thought of it? Who the...
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Shane
- Sep 28, 2023
- 1 min
Betrayed
Something happened... it's really weird My belly button disappeared It's rather sad, I'm so forlorn I've lost my proof that I was born...
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Shane
- Sep 24, 2023
- 1 min
What's in that box?
I met her. I dated her. I married her. She took a lot of medical type classes. She had a lot of medical type books. One day she brought...
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Shane
- Sep 21, 2023
- 1 min
Bad Breath Stinks
I had bad breath Oh golly gee And so I ate some potpourri It tasted weird But did the trick But now I feel a little sick But not as sick...
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Shane
- Sep 18, 2023
- 1 min
Wonder Drug
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry now! You really need to hustle To get the newest wonder drug - It turns fat into muscle! I started on it yesterday...
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