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  • Writer's pictureShane

Wonder Drug

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry now!

You really need to hustle

To get the newest wonder drug -

It turns fat into muscle!

I started on it yesterday

And it didn't take too long…

My belly is still very big

But now it's big and strong!

It did just what it said it would.

What more is there to say?

(I just tried to pat my belly

But it slapped my hand away)

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