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  • Writer's pictureShane

Rise and Shine!

Last night our toilet died - bum luck

We couldn't get the thing unstuck


Dad called our plumber, Don McFred

"Oh please come help us" Papa said


"Can't now" said Don "But don't despair"

"Bright and early, I'll be there"


Don arrived at half past two

And began to do what plumbers do


So in the morning I awoke

I done forgot the "John" was broke


And now my pleasant dreams are gone....

I hate waking up at the crack of Don!

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