I do stuff. So there.
Last night our toilet died - bum luck
We couldn't get the thing unstuck
Dad called our plumber, Don McFred
"Oh please come help us" Papa said
"Can't now" said Don "But don't despair"
"Bright and early, I'll be there"
Don arrived at half past two
And began to do what plumbers do
So in the morning I awoke
I done forgot the "John" was broke
And now my pleasant dreams are gone....
I hate waking up at the crack of Don!
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