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  • Writer's pictureShane

Sitting Pretty

I’ve got my cape, I’ve got my whip

I’m not scared in the least!

I’ll teach it not to buck or bite

I’ll tame this wild beast!


And when I’m done, this brute will be

As tame as your pet kitten

So you can freely sit on it –

No fear of being bitten


My duty is a noble one

My value? A no-brainer

You’ll thank me when you gotta go

I am a Potty Trainer

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