What the rubber chicken means to me

The rubber chicken....

When you think about it, it really is quite a remarkable invention. I mean, who the hell thought of it? Who the hell designed it? Who the hell made the first one? Who the hell decided it was marketable? Who the hell distributed and marketed it? Whoever the hell they were... they were awesome!

Rubber chickens, as I see it, have but one purpose. To make people smile.

Rubber Chickens are funny. And pretty much useless otherwise.

What a noble cause.

What a noble "creature"

And so I say America, let us stand up and proclaim! Thank you rubber chickens! For simply existing and being rather stupid looking! After all, that is an example we can all live up to!