Bad Breath Stinks

I had bad breath

Oh golly gee

And so I ate some potpourri

It tasted weird

But did the trick

But now I feel a little sick

But not as sick

As I was last week

My "good breath" hopes were turning bleak

The Lysol tasted

Ultra gross

But the cologne is what I hated most

I can't wait

Til they invent

A better tasting deodorant

And the B.O. problem

Is just as tricky

That mouthwash makes my armpits sticky