A man took a woman and threw her
She landed right in some manure
She let out a big yell
Didn't smell very well
Then people were ashamed that they knew her
And
Mary had to use the bathroom
But she was in the middle of a dance
And when the song was finally over
The load was in her pants
And
Sing a song of gnarly tunes
A pocketful of lint
24 blackbirds, I don't know where they went
When they finally came back
The king came out to say
"Where the hell you been you damn birds!”
Man, I was so popular in Junior High.
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