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Things I wrote in Junior High

A man took a woman and threw her

She landed right in some manure

She let out a big yell

Didn't smell very well

Then people were ashamed that they knew her


Mary had to use the bathroom

But she was in the middle of a dance

And when the song was finally over

The load was in her pants


Sing a song of gnarly tunes

A pocketful of lint

24 blackbirds, I don't know where they went

When they finally came back

The king came out to say

"Where the hell you been you damn birds!”

Man, I was so popular in Junior High.

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