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  • Writer's pictureShane

Get Real

Does the artificial crab

come from a wave pool’s surf?

Do instant mashed potatoes

grow in artificial turf?

Did those artificial trees

bear forth this plastic fruit?

Does a mannequin feel phony

in a polyester suit?

Please feel free to ponder all

these questions while I’m gone…

I have to go pretend to mow

My artificial lawn.

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