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  • Writer's pictureShane

That's the Pitts

Updated: Sep 15, 2023

Miss Brandy Pitt has found

A bar of magic soap today!

And anything she scrubs with it

Just vanishes away.

She washed away her homework,

And she scrubbed away her dinner,

Then lightly washed her tummy,

‘Cause she wanted to be thinner.

Then, just a little off her rear,

To help her old jeans fit.

Her plan just flopped – she scrubbed too hard!

She’s Brandy, the bottomless Pitt!

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