Slimy noodles, mushy peas, Rock-hard pizza, stinky cheese, Rubber meat loaf, nasty corn! Makes me wish I wasn’t born! Oozing chicken,...

I go walking every day And as I walk I usually stay Right along the main highway But today I went a different way And why I did I cannot...

words...... splash onto paper in patterns and rhyme escaping the clock slipping through time following free as the pen points the way to...

I was walking down the street When trouble started forming. It frankly caught me off my guard; It happened without warning. Somebody’s...

The rubber chicken.... When you think about it, it really is quite a remarkable invention. I mean, who the hell thought of it? Who the...

You soar. I sit, restrained by plaster. Consistently looked through, rather than looked at. I want to see more than this room, and that...

I wonder why I’m writing this. I must’ve flipped my lid! I wonder if I’ll write some more… Well, look at that! I did! I wonder… what will...

Something happened... it's really weird My belly button disappeared It's rather sad, I'm so forlorn I've lost my proof that I was born...

don't keep the tears you weep don't recycle heartbreak dreams don't require sleep life doesn't end when you awake don't keep it in too...

The apple wasn’t friendly. He was rotten to the core. He grabbed the sweet potato, And he mashed him on the floor. The lemon saw it...

I met her. I dated her. I married her. She took a lot of medical type classes. She had a lot of medical type books. One day she brought...

Her eyes held a nervous glisten. Her false expression strained under the weight of this reality. I saw it. My heart stumbled. She...

We went down to the zoo today; It started out just fine. We went into the hippo house, But didn't read the sign. You should have seen my...

I had bad breath Oh golly gee And so I ate some potpourri It tasted weird But did the trick But now I feel a little sick But not as sick...

Life is just a series of moments. Which of all those moments matter? Which ones are eternal? Which ones have lasting meaning? All of...

I got a bee in Science, and it stung me on the nose! I should have studied longer and tried harder, I suppose. At least I made out better...

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry now! You really need to hustle To get the newest wonder drug - It turns fat into muscle! I started on it yesterday...

I wrote this poem when I was a teenager. It has new meaning for me now. I hope it means whatever it means to you and your future you......

While I was on a field trip At the candy factory, I fell into the mixer And the mixer mixed up me! My mouth is on my elbow now. My eyes...

The land was rugged, the surface dry Rocks and debris had occupied space Never acknowledged, always passed by For what could grow in that...